Nerdy Pickup Lines To Stun The Ladies

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Let’s face it; talking to women is not the most common skill held by the resident nerd.  When you’re trying to explain what a PSA nitrogen generator makes it possible to discover, it’s a bit difficult to transition to matters of the heart.  

It may be a challenge to get the first one-liners delivered, but take heart.  Nerds are extremely efficient at keeping the girl.

No matter how nerdy you are through and through, there’s always a way to connect with the fairer sex.  Check out a few of these nerdy pickup lines that are sure to get you in the door with the ladies.

When you’re in the library…

The library is the perfect place to meet quality, astute women.  Anytime there’s a chance for learning, there’s an opportunity for the nerd.  

“I love you like an unspoken metaphor.  That’s why I had to use a simile.”

“You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to life.”

“Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.”

“Here’s my library card, because I’m checking you out.”

“You had me at impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.”

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When you’re at the cafe…

Stop in for a nice cup of joe, and keep your eyes opened for the pretty girl in the corner.  Try a few of these top notch nerdy pickup lines, and spice up your coffee stop.

“I think I’m in range of your hotspot.  Can we connect for full access?”

“What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s an X-Files marathon on SyFy?”

“Is there a magnet in here, because I feel a strong attraction to you.”

When you’re talking math…

Math is always an enriching part of life, and the women in the world who love math are happy to find their “proof.”  Here are a few mathematical pick up lines that will leave the ladies smiling.

“My adoration for you is like dividing by zero – it’s undefined.”

“Girl, if you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”

“You’re sweet than 3.14 (pi).”

“I’d love to calculate the slope of those curves.”

“Are you the square root of -1, because you just can’t be real.”

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When you’re talking to the gamer girl…

Drawing the attention of a gamer girl is a special task, and they are a rare and beautiful breed.  Respawn your life in the game with these nerdy pick up lines.

“Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join, and be my player two.”

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.”

“If Princess Toad looked like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.”

“Something must be wrong with my auto-aim.  I can’t get my eyes off of you.”


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